Lamby's History of Rock Music for Kids 2000s Lambpants Jukebox

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1950s-1960s-1970s-1980s-1990s-2000s

2000s Music in Lamby's Words

What Happened in the 2000s?

Turbulence happened in the 2000s. It was now the 21st century, the 3rd millennium. Star Wars, Politics, Natural Disasters, Politics, Wars, Terrorism (Dad says that is redundant since I just said Star Wars), Video Game Technology, Politics, Apple iPod, Google, China, Recession, Politics, Comic Book Movies, Apple iPhone, Wall Street, More China, Unemployment, Politics, and Apple iPad. Woah. I'm a dizzy Lamb now.

Dad says the bubblegum pop sounds of the 1990s turned music into pink chewing gum thanks to over-production, mass marketing, iPods and very bad-talent. Because everything sounded like Bazooka Joe, it was time to go back to the basics. Musicians listened to golden olden music from the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s for inspiration.

Boys did okay with their listenings, but it was the GIRLS who showed the world how much game they got (which was still mostly pink chewing gum wrapped in glitter paper). First, Disney gave us Britney Spears who became BRITNEY SPEARS who became Avril Lavigne who turned back into Madonna who then became Lady Gaga who scares this Lamb so much that nightmares happen. Then, Disney gave us Hannah Montana who became Miley Cyrus, and the nightmares still have not left this Lamb. While American Idol was giving us Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, the Internet told us to leave Britney alone after she shaved her head and the Chocolate Rain gave birth to Justin Bieber. Everybody forgot poor Michael Jackson until he went back to the Mother Ship, which is still parked in low Earth orbit waiting for Cher, Lindsay Lohan and the entire cast of High School Musical. The Jonas Brothers are controlling the ship from a secret bunker under the 'It's a Small World' ride at Disney World, but I have no idea how. That's why this Lamb only loves Beyonce, who is a beautiful angel sweet dream maker and nightmare breaker for the world. If she ever decides to run for president, mayhaps the American people should vote for her.

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