Lamby's Silly Song Parodies for Kids

"A Lamb's Menagerie"

a parody of “Yellow Submarine”
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

In a house beneath the trees
There’s a window beneath the eaves
Where some friends of Love & Fleece
Make a Lamb’s Menagerie

A dragon climbs and tries to fly
But a monkey will break his fall
And a pig will surf the Web
As all the Mongos play Mongo Ball

CHORUS
We all live in a Lamb’s Menagerie
Lamb’s Menagerie, Lamb’s Menagerie

If you ever think you’re bored
There’s a place where you can play
And a Lamb will have a say!

CHORUS

Brought to life for you to see
We’re not alone in this family
Discover you are family too
In a Lamb’s Menagerie

So fill the Earth with Love & Fleece
A Magic Lamb is all you need
Eyecap blue with cuffed pants too
Come join this Lamby’s Menagerie

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"BoLAMBian Rhapsody"

a parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody"
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

Is this a Lamb's life?
Is this his destiny?
Tucked in the nightstand
When he left Kash-n-Karry
Can't open his eye.
He's sleeping inside a dream...
I'm just a small Lamb.
This is not the best of me
So I'm dreaming of when I go,
Not too long now I know.
Sleeping in a drawer closed,
Dreaming only matters to me.
Lamby...

Papa, you took home a Lamb
When you put me on the bed
Dumb dog came and ate my head
Blinded with my stuffing gone
Bad dog chewed a big hole in my face
Papa, should've known the dog would try
She took me from the bed and found a place
Carried me to her secret space
Where chewing only matters...

Too late, when you came home
I was waiting by the door
A dog spit puddle on the floor
You put this little Lamby into the drawer
Until the morning I woke up to sneeze & see
Papa, you-you put a blue cap in my eye
To match my pair of Lambpants,
Cuffs and all...

I see a little silluetto of a Lamb.
Scary Goose, Scary Goose,
Will you do the Lamb-Dango?
Choppa-choppas frightening
Gnomes are always fighting me!
Galileo! And Scot Baio!
Hold the lettuce and the mayo
Hot potato in a robe! Ridiculous!

I'm just a cute Lamb, everybody loves me
He's just a cute Lamb from Kash-n-Karry
Blue pants and eye and red dragon Jonesy
Crazy talk, moonwalk, will you let me go?
Ben Stiller! Gnome, he will not let you go!
Let him go! Ben Stiller!
He will not let you go!
Let him go! Ben Stiller!
He will not let you go!
Let him go! Will not let you go!
Let him go! Will not let you go!
Let him go!

Gnome-gnome-gnome,
gnome, gnome, gnome,
gnome, gnome, gnome!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia!
Mama mia, let me go!
My Papa got a blue
Dasani bottle cap for me...
For me, for me, Lamb-ME!

So you think you can chew me
and swallow my eyes?
Don't you think I might bake you
in one of my pies?
Dog, baby, hope that you get some rabies!
Or maybe the gout!
I'm getting myself outta here.

All that really matters, now that I can see,
All that really matters...
A after Dad and family is Love & Fleece...
Never pick a Lamb's nose.

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"Don't Worry, It's Lamby"

a parody of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

Is that a little baby goat?
He's got him a paddle and a little boat
Not furry, but scrappy.
Look a little closer and you'll see a Lamb
Jingle Donkey Mules love peachy jam
Don't worry, it's Lamby.

Oooh, blde-bdle
Don't worry, it's Lamby

Ain't got no place to put my cap
If I get cranky I can take a nap
One hour, wake happy.
I love my Jonesy, but I don't know why
A Red Chinese Puppy Dragon just can't fly
Poor Jonesy, no flappy
When he tries he always falls down
Norwegian monkey gets him off the ground
My dragon, still happy.

Oooh, bdle-bdle
Don't worry, it's Lamby.
Oooh, bdle-bdle
It's Lamby's eye cappy.

Gnomes are scariest in the lawn
Dad likes watching the Wrath of Kahn
Jim Kirkie. Star Trekkie.
A Lamby's life is never small
My life's so big it needs a shopping mall
Big furry bear trappy.

Oooh, bdle-bdle
Cat purry, sun nappy.
Mosquito bug zappy.
Obama. Hand clappy.
Chihuaua's are yappy.
Be dancy, toe-tappy.
Fair warning. Hand-slappy.
He's running a lappy.
Not mommy, it's pappy.
Don't worry, it's Lamby.

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"Hello Daddy, This is Lamby"

a parody of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah”
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

Hello Daddy. This is Lamby.
You are driving to Miami.
So I made this fun recording
For your travel time
on Florida roads this morning.

As you listen to my funny
I am eating all the honey.
Bouncy pouncy from the sugar -
Yummy honeycomb is better than a booger.

While you’re sleeping we record stuff
Though without you, it can get rough.
When we finish we use Comet
For the cleaning since that night
of dragon vomit.

Bet you’re wondering how I do it
I can’t tell you right this minute.
For the moment, admiration
For this Lamby’s engineering demonstration.

Don’t be mad at Lamby, Daddy
Don’t be sad in warm Miami
You’ll be proud and pleased to see
Just how and why your Lamb is such a sneak.

Alligator Alley, Daddy
Everglades for hours, Daddy
When you're home, we'll talk it over then
And then's in just one week.

Dearest, Papa, don’t be nervous
What I’m doing is a service.
Don’t be cranky, only happy
And I hope that you won’t make me
take a nappy.

As you’re driving, please be cautious
I know gators make you nauseous
Giant reptile bites aren’t pleasant,
But at least you got to hear
this Lamby’s present.

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"Lamby with Blue Eye..."

a parody of “Lucy in the Sky...”
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

Picture a bedroom where magic is waiting.
Two dragons are playing and toys are alive.
Stuffed animals walking, talking, sleeping,
A Lamb with a big blue cap eye.

32 Mongos are clones of the Lamb
that the pig bought in bulk from the ‘Net
Ibsen will watch for the dragon who climbs
And then falls…

Lamby with blue eye and Lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants

Follow the Lamb to the place for the singing
His Dad is asleep but the door’s open wide
Snout’s watching Jonesy, who gets too excited
And vomits when he goes inside.

Studio microphone waiting for you
Lamb standing by with a song
Pig writes the lyrics,
Jonesy the dragon is gone…

Lamby with blue eye and lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants

Picture a bedroom where magic is waiting.
Two dragons are playing and toys are alive.
Stuffed animals walking, talking & sleeping,
A Lamb with a big blue cap eye.

Lamby with blue eye and lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants
Lamby with blue eye and lambpants

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"A Thousand Pandas"

a parody of "If I Had a Million Dollars"
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

If I had a thousand dollars
(If I had a thousand dollars)
I would buy a thousand smiles
(I would buy a thousand smiles)
And if I had a hundreds of dollars
(If I had a hundreds of dollars)
I'd give a thousand frowny people my smiles
(Maybe Alec Baldwin or the Incredible Hulk)
If I had a thousand dollars
(If I had a bunch of dollars)
I'd buy you a Chinese Puppy Dragon

If I had a thousand dollars, I’d buy you love.
If I had a thousand dollars...
We could buy a lot of Star Wars Legos.
If I had a thousand dollars...
We could go to Sweet Tomatoes 1000 times
If I had a thousand dollars...

If I had a bunch of monkeys
(If I had a bunch of monkeys)
I'd have a bunch of bananas too
(Not brown bananas because that's cruel)
If I had a giant hairball
(If I had a giant hairball)
It's because I had a giant cat
(Or you were kissing on that girl from Batman)
If I was a real live superhero
(If I was a superhero)
I’d be a Mutant X-Lamb, like Cyclops
(SUPERLamb, guardian of a 1000 pandas!)

If I had a thousand pandas, I’d buy bamboo!
If I had a thousand pandas...
We would need a house in the country.
If I had a thousand pandas...
Wwe would need to apply for a permit.
If I had a thousand pandas...

If I was a vicious pirate
(If you were a vicious pirate)
I would buy a vicious hook
(You'd look silly with a hook, Lamby.)
If I was a vicious hooky pirate
(Lambs aren't vicious hooky pirates)
Then I'd make you walk the planks
(How many planks do you have?)
If I was a vicious hooky planky pirate
(I literally have no words)
I'd make you make me meadow cookies.
(And I might make you take a nap)
If I had a million Fritos, I’d share with you!
If I had a million Fritos...
I'd smell like old gym shoes all the time.
If I had a thousand pandas...
I bet the poo would not be
an ancient Chinese secret
If I had a thousand dollars...
I'd give it away!

"It's Chiquita, Jonesy"

a parody of "Chiquitita"
silly lyrics & production by D.B. Patterson
vocal performance by Lamby

It's Chiquita, Jonesy, what's wrong?
These are not your old bananas.
Those are bad and swarmed
with the fruit flies in the garbage.
Daddy just got back from the store
With this bag of fresh bananas
Dole and Del Monte too,
plus a bunch of sweet Chiquitas.
If they sit too long on the shelf
They'll get brown and bruised and squishy
I hope we can eat a bunch together.
It's Chiquita, Jonesy, you know
They're a treat, so good to eat,
Jungle sweet, so you just reach in
You'll be munching once again like a penguin
Have a bite and you'll believe then
It's Chiquita, Jonesy, don't cry
'Nana peels will make a big pile,
Let's build one around you
Jonesy, will you please once more,
Like you did before?
Taste a new bunch of Chiquitas.
Try once more like you did before
Have a new bunch of Chiquitas.
Bananas are a good food
They will make your wingspan wider
I believe they can one day help your flying
It's Chiquita, Jonesy, and you know
They're so good for dragons and lambs
And kids, so eat them
You'll try flying once again and with Ibsen,
Your Norwegian Sentry Monkey
It's Chiquita, Jonesy, please try
'Nana peels will make a big pile
Let's build one around you
Jonesy, you will smile once more
Like you did before,
With this new bunch of Chiquitas.
Try once more like you did before
It's a new bunch of Chiquitas.

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